AH BENG SMART ANSWER

Ah Beng "Smart" Answers:

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"


Ah Beng: I am so Proud, coz my son is in Medical
College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football
every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die
will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know?
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."


Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
"Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
complement."


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book
when the teacher erases
the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand
and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that
the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on
the other hand it would
be hot.


Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He
picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"


Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why
others running?


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "U will go to jail"



Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."